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Music:           Listen to Rossini's Cats Duet
Knowledge:    How are Syracuse & Archimedes related?
                     What has the Wall Street in NY got to do with Holland?

Cartoon:         Revolutionary Disagreement Resolution Method
                     Read about Schrödinger Cat Experiment
 

Movie:            Bellagio at night  - Bellagio Daytime

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Be careful what you wish for

A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.  Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said: ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,’ said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the luxury Queen Mary II liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’ The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof ! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story:  men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are female. - Courtesy: Recycling International

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When silence is the best response

A really huge, muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks: ‘W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?’ The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man asks again: ‘W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?’
Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him.
The guy asks several more times but the clerk just ignores him. Finally, the guy gets angry and storms off. The next customer in line asks the clerk: ‘Why wouldn’t you answer that guy’s question?’
The clerk answers: ‘D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beaten up?’

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How did she know he was a dentist

He met her at the bar that evening, they decided to go to bed together, he started taking off his shirt then went to wash his hands, then, took off his pants and washed his hands again, she said: You must be a dentist. True! he wondered, how did you know that? Dentists usually wash their hand after they do anything - she commented.

Next morning while he was going out to work; you must be a good dentist - she said. That's right .. how did you know that??!! She said .. I did not feel a thing.

 



Question: What killed the Cat? Answer: Curiosity ..

 Rossini's Cat Duet
Play it at 1.2 MB MP3
 

 

 

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